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bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(via 30secondstojoinworld)

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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queenhelbig:

queenhelbig:

 I WANT TO TRY TACO BELL BUT I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA

I WANT TO USE NETFLIX BUT I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA

I WANT TO GO TO PLAYLIST/VIDCON BUT I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA

I WANT MY SHIPPING PRICE TO NOT BE MORE THEN WHAT I AM BUYING

LONG STORY SHORT I HATE LIVING IN AUSTRALIA BYE 

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I WAS MAKING A PERSONAL BLOG POST

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100-cherry-pops:

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lovethyhippie:

*often thinks about exploiting my body for money*

(via that-kid-from-the-internet)