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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up
awwww-cute:

My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

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vinebox:

#stopwhitepeople2k14

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iamhiccupnolieaskme:

Words. To. Live. By.

Anonymous asked - "Last sex?"

mystratfordidol:

rn