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Anonymous asked - "Last sex?"

mystratfordidol:

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fuzzkvlt:

I wanna watch bobs burgers with your butt in my hand and your head on my chest.

(via e1ectr1cpastry)

Ass according to sign

blackdenimjeans:

malahua:

  •  Aries: Horrible
  •  Taurus: Softly
  •  Leo: Squishable
  •  Virgo: Very pretty
  •  Gemini: Beautiful
  •  Libra: Excelent
  •  Cancer: Nice asshole
  •  Aquarius: Tiny
  •  Capricorn: Perfect
  •  Scorpio: Not so ugly, not so pretty
  •  Pisces: Very good
  •  Sagitarius: No have

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Interesting

(Source: misszodiac, via liltired)

Anonymous asked - "you're like the worst tolkien blog i've ever heard of"

chevroulette:

varyaner:

lordoftheelves:

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My hero.

god that’s satisfying to watch.

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

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(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

ryanvallejo:

has science gone too far
jinglebatch:

fangirlyandsingy:

BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONEWHAT DOES THIS MEAN

your’re